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Delivery on 9/14 from Sodder

[sodder]

Congratulations!

Josh has won the Erasers from the Raffle. When Josh comes home on the fourteenth, his entire residence will smell like a bakery. The colors in his apartment will even seem lighter, brighter, and more pastel. It's nearly intoxicating to be in his apartment, and it'll make anyone inside feel pretty hungry. Eventually he will be able to find that his dining table has been transformed. It looks a bit like a tea set you'd expect to find in Marie Antoinette's home. In the middle of it will be this tin gift. Upon opening, his apartment will return to its original state. The erasers will smell and look delicious, but they will feel like erasers the moment they are touched. Wouldn't hurt to lick one though, would it?

There will be a note attached to the gift that reads:

Sometimes it's easier to wish you were just erased from the picture altogether.

Love,
Sodder

➟ Comes with six erasers. They can erase literally anything.
➟ Eating an eraser will taste like eating a macaroon. It will also cause the consumer to be "erased" from existence for 24 hours. This means that people will have no memory, people won't see pictures or names of the person in question, and the person will be 100% undetectable no matter the means.
➟ Extended information can be found on the raffle page.

If you have any questions regarding this item, please reply to this comment for clarification!

Raffle Information

text | un: temeluchus | dated 1/11

[unburies]

hey Josh

[ Yes, Josh. Not Hoberman. Don't say anything, shh. ]

any chance you can hit me up with something special?

like 'happy birthday' special.

1/????

[herbmancer]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

[herbmancer]

Wait

OKAY, DONE

[herbmancer]

You mean to say it's your birthday?

_{[This is an important factoid! Do tell!]}

jsdkfhjksdf josh ilu

[unburies]

yes. now give me drugs.





please.

ilu 2 EVEN WHEN I'M LATE

[herbmancer]

Since you asked so nicely.

A delivery via delivery dogs

[shuttersense]

[It's a package! But it's a full on herb growing starter kit, as well as gardening tools.

There's a really nice wooden chopping board too. Wonder who it's from?

[herbmancer]

<sub>[Oho? What's this! A thoughtfully put together package for moi? It's not in his basket like most special deliveries, so h m m...

Well, now he has to know. A reverse tracking spell will eventually lead up to Rei's proverbial door.]</sub>

Was this mystery gift from you? No one told me we were doing dream land Christmas!

[shuttersense]

Oh good, it was delivered.

But there wasn't anything official. I thought...it'd just be a nice way to celebrate and I wanted to give.

So I did.

[herbmancer]

You wanted to give me a gift. ME. It's officially thoughtful, is what it is. Awwwww.

I thought gift giving in Japan was more of a c o u p l e s thing...

_{[Wink wonk.]}

around the 20th

[unburies]

[ The package in shimmering silver paper is a little crudely wrapped - what's inside is oddly shaped. Someone wasn't able to do a good job here but it's certain that an attempt was made - that's the main thing isn't it?

Hidden within is a small, hand-carved deer - no bigger than the palm of an average human hand. Much like the wrapping paper, the figure is a little on the crude side: there's nothing startlingly expert in the craftsmanship. But someone's clearly taken their time to carve the little deer and tried their best - even the roughest edges have been sanded down a little. Eyes, noses and hooves have been coloured with a black marker.

With the deer, a small, simple note that reads: ]

merry christmas
from scarlett

[herbmancer]

_{[There are many reasons he's surprised to find the deer, and many more things he could say, but he just starts off with--]}

I had no idea you were a craftswoman.

text; february 13

[azurestar]

hey man
you still

sell stuff for pain and sleep, right?

[he means drugs]

[herbmancer]

My dude, I'd rock that shit for free if I didn't have to pay the tax man.

_{[He hasn't paid taxes in any world he's lived in, don't listen to him.]}

I'd ask how you're holding up but the question speaks for itself. The doctor is in. What do you need?

[azurestar]

i dunno, something for pain and uh
nightmares

i just don't wanna feel all this right now
or remember

[He just woke up from a crazy trip where he thought he was a teleporting D&D thief and everything it terrible.]

have you gotten sick at all?

[herbmancer]

_{[All too understandable. He doesn't have to know the sordid details to feel for the guy; this latest gong show is taking its toll on everyone across the board.]}

For you it's on the house.

_{[Uh. He opts not to answer the question entirely truthfully. His skin is intact and he's still on his feet--that's a lot more than some people.]}

I'm hanging in there. Perks of sampling your own wares.

4/7 A package.

[shuttersense]

[Josh will find a package on his doorstep. It's a a tiny music box, complete with note.

The problem when Josh tries to find the source via his spells...

She can't be found. He'll get the same result that he may have gotten when he tried to find those who have vanished.]

[4thwaller]

Sexy Magic 2 things
1) how's it hanging?
2) a little birdie told me you're the guy to go to if I need something to get rid of the terrible agony of everything cancer
you got anything my healing factor won't zoom through in twenty minutes??

wait it's a double whammy cos i just thought of something

[4thwaller]

[ A few minutes later, after he's actually tested if his healing factor is gone gone or just being fussy.


By stabbing himself........... ]

nevermind on the healing factor thing but I want your best shit.

this inbox has been blessed

[herbmancer]

<sub>[!!!!!!

Is the Deadpool contacting him to enlist his services? Ahhhhhhhh. Also: Sexy Magic. Please let him always remember Deadpool had a nickname for him and it was that.]</sub>

Hey! I'm good, I'm good!

I'd say it's great to hear from you, but wow. The cancer thing. Sorry about that.

_{[The glamor of superpowers is a bit like magic that way--shiny and desirable on the outside, making you forget about all the bad shit that goes on beneath them.]}

Ummm, I can definitely help out anyway you need, but does that mean we're worrying about a healing factor or not worrying about a healing factor...?

xoxo

[4thwaller]

[ Josh, please, what else was he going to call him? ]

good, that's great
I'd be asking who I had to stab if you weren't

don't worry about it
it's pretty much my shtick
that and looking like Ryan Reynolds was genetically spliced with Freddy Krueger

not worrying about a healing factor at the moment
I'm sure you can understand the problem associated with that.

delivery;

[tagartist]

[ There's a box for him with a handmade cookie jar that is definitely filled with cookies, a mug she thinks is hilarious, and a box of cupcakes she also thinks are hilarious.

There's also a handmade card inside. ]

The cookies are for after the cupcakes because they will probably give you the munchies.

Just saying.

Happy Birthday, Nerd!

- Chloe

[herbmancer]

_{[Four pieces of verification that Chloe is good people.]}

Girl, you know what I'm about.

Thank you.

[tagartist]

i'd fuckin hope so after this long

anytime