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[ A few minutes later, after he's actually tested if his healing factor is gone gone or just being fussy.

By stabbing himself........... ]

nevermind on the healing factor thing but I want your best shit.

_{[!!!!!!

Is the Deadpool contacting him to enlist his services? Ahhhhhhhh. Also: Sexy Magic. Please let him always remember Deadpool had a nickname for him and it was that.]}

Hey! I'm good, I'm good!

I'd say it's great to hear from you, but wow. The cancer thing. Sorry about that.

_{[The glamor of superpowers is a bit like magic that way--shiny and desirable on the outside, making you forget about all the bad shit that goes on beneath them.]}

Ummm, I can definitely help out anyway you need, but does that mean we're worrying about a healing factor or not worrying about a healing factor...?

[ Josh, please, what else was he going to call him? ]

good, that's great
I'd be asking who I had to stab if you weren't

don't worry about it
it's pretty much my shtick
that and looking like Ryan Reynolds was genetically spliced with Freddy Krueger

not worrying about a healing factor at the moment
I'm sure you can understand the problem associated with that.

Can I get an IOU on that? Because I have enemies and I've love to see the looks on their faces if you showed up. I could die happy if that was the last thing I ever laid eyes on.

I can get that being on brand. Still. That majorly sucks. Not even Freddy Krueger deserves that.

_{[WAIT, HE'S GOT THIS...]}

Still being sober?

_{[That is a problem.]}

[ Have a picture of something scribbled out on the nearest receipt in a red marker. ]

[ Let's be honest, he'd probably offer more than one. ]

I'm pretty sure Freddy Krueger was a pedophile.

yes
you nailed it in one

I'm saving this.

_{[He is. And he's showing the photo evidence to the next magician who washes up on these hallowed dream shores--he's only sorry there are none here to show now.]}

Making the comparison to him seems like a bit much in the self-deprecating hyperbole. I'm sure you're not THAT bad.

For sure I can lend my services. Are you in any pain?

_{[That would be a legitimate problem.]}

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just don't pull a John Wick and wait until I retire.
haaa
the joke is that I'll ever retire

I'm not a fucking pedophile if that's what you're asking
I'm just as fuck ugly as him and murder-y
but I kill the right people.

yeah.
nothing I can't handle but it's gonna get worse.

You can't hear me but I'm laughing. Also at the next baddie to wait so long to make a move. I seem to be stuck in an incident-per-year holding pattern.

That was totally not me asking if you're a pedophile... _{[? ???? He wouldn't, Mr. Deadpool, sir.]} Worse? Worse why? Is this some power fuckery?

_{[Goddamn you, fog, leave America's icons alone.]}

sounds like a blast!
I'm sure that'll change here
what was your last incident

well it seems I've misplaced my healing factor
and she isn't in the last place I looked
so that's a problem
y'know with the stage four everything cancer that was already ramped up to kill me

Here? Facehuggers. At home? Dick gods & quests to save magic kind of a deal, maybe not your usual scene. We had god-killing bullets, though. I could see you rocking some god-killing bullets.

_{[Right. Yeah. Deadpool without his get-out-of-death-free card. He can see why that could go even more horribly than Deadpool with god-killing toys.]}

Extra strength aspirin. Got it.

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wait it's a double whammy cos i just thought of something

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thank u fontmeme.com when i am too lazy to open ps

you may find this framed on his wall now

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