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herbmancer) wrote2018-06-09 05:06 pm
herbmancer) wrote2018-06-09 05:06 pm
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UN:thechemist
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BONG HIT UN:thechemist
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BONG HIT
Congratulations!
Josh has won the Erasers from the Raffle. When Josh comes home on the fourteenth, his entire residence will smell like a bakery. The colors in his apartment will even seem lighter, brighter, and more pastel. It's nearly intoxicating to be in his apartment, and it'll make anyone inside feel pretty hungry. Eventually he will be able to find that his dining table has been transformed. It looks a bit like a tea set you'd expect to find in Marie Antoinette's home. In the middle of it will be this tin gift. Upon opening, his apartment will return to its original state. The erasers will smell and look delicious, but they will feel like erasers the moment they are touched. Wouldn't hurt to lick one though, would it?
There will be a note attached to the gift that reads:
Sometimes it's easier to wish you were just erased from the picture altogether.
Love,
Sodder
➟ Comes with six erasers. They can erase literally anything.
➟ Eating an eraser will taste like eating a macaroon. It will also cause the consumer to be "erased" from existence for 24 hours. This means that people will have no memory, people won't see pictures or names of the person in question, and the person will be 100% undetectable no matter the means.
➟ Extended information can be found on the raffle page.
If you have any questions regarding this item, please reply to this comment for clarification!
You mean to say it's your birthday?
[This is an important factoid! Do tell!]
[This is an important factoid! Do tell!]
Edited 2018-11-12 06:25 (UTC)
[It's a package! But it's a full on herb growing starter kit, as well as gardening tools.
There's a really nice wooden chopping board too. Wonder who it's from?
There's a really nice wooden chopping board too. Wonder who it's from?
[ The package in shimmering silver paper is a little crudely wrapped - what's inside is oddly shaped. Someone wasn't able to do a good job here but it's certain that an attempt was made - that's the main thing isn't it?
Hidden within is a small, hand-carved deer - no bigger than the palm of an average human hand. Much like the wrapping paper, the figure is a little on the crude side: there's nothing startlingly expert in the craftsmanship. But someone's clearly taken their time to carve the little deer and tried their best - even the roughest edges have been sanded down a little. Eyes, noses and hooves have been coloured with a black marker.
With the deer, a small, simple note that reads: ]
merry christmas
from scarlett
What? Not even a birthday bar crawl? Sitting around at home sounds like a sad way to celebrate.
As your drug dealer, I worry about you!
You know, partaking is commonly an excuse to have a social life, not the other way around.
You know, partaking is commonly an excuse to have a social life, not the other way around.
[There are many reasons he's surprised to find the deer, and many more things he could say, but he just starts off with--]
I had no idea you were a craftswoman.
I had no idea you were a craftswoman.
[Oho? What's this! A thoughtfully put together package for moi? It's not in his basket like most special deliveries, so h m m...
Well, now he has to know. A reverse tracking spell will eventually lead up to Rei's proverbial door.]
Was this mystery gift from you? No one told me we were doing dream land Christmas!
Well, now he has to know. A reverse tracking spell will eventually lead up to Rei's proverbial door.]
Was this mystery gift from you? No one told me we were doing dream land Christmas!
Oh good, it was delivered.
But there wasn't anything official. I thought...it'd just be a nice way to celebrate and I wanted to give.
So I did.
But there wasn't anything official. I thought...it'd just be a nice way to celebrate and I wanted to give.
So I did.
You wanted to give me a gift. ME. It's officially thoughtful, is what it is. Awwwww.
I thought gift giving in Japan was more of a c o u p l e s thing...
[Wink wonk.]
I thought gift giving in Japan was more of a c o u p l e s thing...
[Wink wonk.]
You're welcome.
And yes while this is a couples holiday, no this isn't me being subtle.
This place is set in America, and in America you give your friends presents right?
And yes while this is a couples holiday, no this isn't me being subtle.
This place is set in America, and in America you give your friends presents right?
You're ruining the imagery with facts! If you learn anything about America, you should know we don't like those over here.
But yeah. Provided you have friends to give presents to.
[Those prospects can be shaky, depending on how awkward you are in junior high before you figure out weed makes an excellent stocking and bong stuffer in high school.]
You really are a kind gal. You don't even leave a name so I could feel appropriately guilty I didn't return the favor!
But yeah. Provided you have friends to give presents to.
[Those prospects can be shaky, depending on how awkward you are in junior high before you figure out weed makes an excellent stocking and bong stuffer in high school.]
You really are a kind gal. You don't even leave a name so I could feel appropriately guilty I didn't return the favor!
What can I say? I'm ruining all of your fantasies. Sorry, silly American.
The fact is, we're friends.
[And he didn't even need to bring out his bong!]
Maybe I wanted you to feel special and happy without the need to pay me back? As a friend, of course.
The fact is, we're friends.
[And he didn't even need to bring out his bong!]
Maybe I wanted you to feel special and happy without the need to pay me back? As a friend, of course.
ಥ_ಥ
Friends can still have benefits! Why shut doors when you can keep them open?
[A guy has to play to type here.]
Mission accomplished. I do feel special. Congratulations, you've just made an investment in your cooking lessons. I'll have to bring this fine piece of kitchen hardware over to your place to test out.
Friends can still have benefits! Why shut doors when you can keep them open?
[A guy has to play to type here.]
Mission accomplished. I do feel special. Congratulations, you've just made an investment in your cooking lessons. I'll have to bring this fine piece of kitchen hardware over to your place to test out.
My dude, I'd rock that shit for free if I didn't have to pay the tax man.
[He hasn't paid taxes in any world he's lived in, don't listen to him.]
I'd ask how you're holding up but the question speaks for itself. The doctor is in. What do you need?
[He hasn't paid taxes in any world he's lived in, don't listen to him.]
I'd ask how you're holding up but the question speaks for itself. The doctor is in. What do you need?
Your only benefit is cookies, not nookie!
But I didn't realize that. What did you want to try to make next lesson? Rice sandwiches?
But I didn't realize that. What did you want to try to make next lesson? Rice sandwiches?
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