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UN:thechemist
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hey Josh

[ Yes, Josh. Not Hoberman. Don't say anything, shh. ]

any chance you can hit me up with something special?

like 'happy birthday' special.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Wait

You mean to say it's your birthday?

_{[This is an important factoid! Do tell!]}

Edited 2018-11-12 06:25 (UTC)

yes. now give me drugs.

please.

Since you asked so nicely.

nothing too 'upper'. i've been hyped up for way too long. i'm just kinda aiming to chill out at home with some booze.

What? Not even a birthday bar crawl? Sitting around at home sounds like a sad way to celebrate.

are you actually judging me?

my drug dealer. judging me. wow.

w o w.

As your drug dealer, I worry about you!

You know, partaking is commonly an excuse to have a social life, not the other way around.