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[herbmancer]

UN:thechemist
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[shuttersense]

Oh good, it was delivered.

But there wasn't anything official. I thought...it'd just be a nice way to celebrate and I wanted to give.

So I did.

[herbmancer]

You wanted to give me a gift. ME. It's officially thoughtful, is what it is. Awwwww.

I thought gift giving in Japan was more of a c o u p l e s thing...

_{[Wink wonk.]}

[shuttersense]

You're welcome.

And yes while this is a couples holiday, no this isn't me being subtle.

This place is set in America, and in America you give your friends presents right?

[herbmancer]

You're ruining the imagery with facts! If you learn anything about America, you should know we don't like those over here.

But yeah. Provided you have friends to give presents to.

_{[Those prospects can be shaky, depending on how awkward you are in junior high before you figure out weed makes an excellent stocking and bong stuffer in high school.]}

You really are a kind gal. You don't even leave a name so I could feel appropriately guilty I didn't return the favor!

[shuttersense]

What can I say? I'm ruining all of your fantasies. Sorry, silly American.

The fact is, we're friends.

[And he didn't even need to bring out his bong!]

Maybe I wanted you to feel special and happy without the need to pay me back? As a friend, of course.

[herbmancer]

ಥ_ಥ

Friends can still have benefits! Why shut doors when you can keep them open?

_{[A guy has to play to type here.]}

Mission accomplished. I do feel special. Congratulations, you've just made an investment in your cooking lessons. I'll have to bring this fine piece of kitchen hardware over to your place to test out.

[shuttersense]

Your only benefit is cookies, not nookie!

But I didn't realize that. What did you want to try to make next lesson? Rice sandwiches?

[herbmancer]

Well played. 👌 You get brownie points for that.

Rice sandwiches actually sound delicious. All these food references are making me hungry.

_{[He may have to repay this Christmas kindness by baking her up something special...]}

[shuttersense]

Oooh, brownie points!

[See, she made a funny!]

Sorry for making you hungry. I can try to tell you how to make onigiri sometime. I've watched them made.

[She'll take him up on the special baking...it sounds delicious.]

[herbmancer]

Sounds like a plan to me. I'll cook, you captain the ship. It's the least I can do.

[shuttersense]

All right. You've got yourself a deal.

[Hey, he might not burn the rice like she could, so. Good to her.]

[herbmancer]

Sign me up for (1) friend date.

[shuttersense]

Done and done!