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[herbmancer]

UN:thechemist
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[herbmancer]

Still being sober?

_{[That is a problem.]}

thank u fontmeme.com when i am too lazy to open ps

[4thwaller]

[ Have a picture of something scribbled out on the nearest receipt in a red marker. ]



[ Let's be honest, he'd probably offer more than one. ]

I'm pretty sure Freddy Krueger was a pedophile.

yes
you nailed it in one

you may find this framed on his wall now

[herbmancer]

I'm saving this.

_{[He is. And he's showing the photo evidence to the next magician who washes up on these hallowed dream shores--he's only sorry there are none here to show now.]}

Making the comparison to him seems like a bit much in the self-deprecating hyperbole. I'm sure you're not THAT bad.

For sure I can lend my services. Are you in any pain?

_{[That would be a legitimate problem.]}

omg a sweet angel

[4thwaller]

just don't pull a John Wick and wait until I retire.
haaa
the joke is that I'll ever retire


I'm not a fucking pedophile if that's what you're asking
I'm just as fuck ugly as him and murder-y
but I kill the right people.

yeah.
nothing I can't handle but it's gonna get worse.

[herbmancer]

You can't hear me but I'm laughing. Also at the next baddie to wait so long to make a move. I seem to be stuck in an incident-per-year holding pattern.

That was totally not me asking if you're a pedophile... _{[? ???? He wouldn't, Mr. Deadpool, sir.]} Worse? Worse why? Is this some power fuckery?

_{[Goddamn you, fog, leave America's icons alone.]}

[4thwaller]

sounds like a blast!
I'm sure that'll change here
what was your last incident

well it seems I've misplaced my healing factor
and she isn't in the last place I looked
so that's a problem
y'know with the stage four everything cancer that was already ramped up to kill me

[herbmancer]

Here? Facehuggers. At home? Dick gods & quests to save magic kind of a deal, maybe not your usual scene. We had god-killing bullets, though. I could see you rocking some god-killing bullets.

_{[Right. Yeah. Deadpool without his get-out-of-death-free card. He can see why that could go even more horribly than Deadpool with god-killing toys.]}

Extra strength aspirin. Got it.