deerlybeloved (deerington)

[herbmancer]

deerlyBeloved: @thechemist Like the great Marvin Gaye once said, let's hit a bong and get it on.

( Josh | 25 | M | Consent )

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deerlyBeloved UN: Sparkler

[nottevintersoldier]

I'm not sure what a bong is.

[herbmancer]

_{[Should he feel sorry for this Josh dude that he's getting friendzoned by gay men on a dating app?]}

A miraculous invention, that's what.

[nottevintersoldier]

[Better than being friendzoned by men you're interested in sleeping with? Besides, Josh, don't you have that whole werewolf thing??]

Oh? Do tell?

[herbmancer]

_{[The only statistically improbable scenario here is werewolves, because lol, those don't exist, don't be silly!]}

Bongs are for smoking. They're great. 10/10, would recommend.

[nottevintersoldier]

Smoking? Is that all?

Sorry, I don't mean to sound skeptical but it doesn't really sound that special?

[herbmancer]

_{[The Josh of much later is going to laugh and laugh when he looks back at this. The virus-addled Josh of now is moderately less likely to launch into a TED talk on the subject, fortunately for Dorian.]}

You don't smoke much, huh.