deerlybeloved (deerington)

[herbmancer]

deerlyBeloved: @thechemist Like the great Marvin Gaye once said, let's hit a bong and get it on.

( Josh | 25 | M | Consent )

Comments

[herbmancer]

I see where you're coming from, but in my defense, I did not know what that button would do when I pressed it, and then there was flashing, and colors, and this happened.

_{[Unleashing this dating app might be the one and only thing Isaac flavor ever did right for original flavor Josh.]}

Do you know him? Well enough to take this puppy into your custody? Isaac has it. I drive the taxi.

_{[The taxi because he likes to think he's better than the mediocrity implied by a taxi.]}

[tagartist]

i guess that’s fair enough

and yeah, i probably can take it off your hands. i’m usually at the comic shop if you wanted to swing by and drop it off

[herbmancer]

I still have a few hours on the clock, but I think I can manage that!

Let him know even I'd consider dating him with swagger like that.

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I guess he'll just read this later. Hi, I'm Isaac, I swear I'm not a creeper. I don't really understand how dating apps work.

[tagartist]

i'll make sure he gets the memo just in case he chooses not to look at this thing
tho knowing josh, he'll def look at this thing

at least we know he'll have plenty of receipts of your for-sure-not-creepiness in case he's still wondering

[herbmancer]

You seem like a cool person and you swiped right on him! I hope he does look at this thing! (The right swipe is the good swipe, right?)

I'm aiming for a good customer review. I can get you anywhere you need to be, I return lost phones, and I offer free mints.

[tagartist]

it's the "let's bang" swipe so yeah, i think so

holy shit really?? i love mints

[herbmancer]

In case you needed more proof dating apps aren't my scene, there it is. Thanks for clearing that up.

Oh yeah, man. I'm happy to hook you up right after I hook this guy up as an apology for embarrassing him on his own phone.