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herbmancer) wrote2018-06-07 10:02 pm
herbmancer) wrote2018-06-07 10:02 pm
basic stats
General Information
name. Josh Hoberman.sex. Male.
species. Human.
hair color. Blond.
eye color. Blue.
height. 5'9".
main language. English.
image resource. I | II | III | IV | V
status. Fine.
Deerington
tattoo. On his right shoulder, featuring a white doe in white ink in homage to the Winter's Doe from Fillory. The branches have clocks instead of birds in them.
housing. 12 Main Street, Brahms.
occupation.
• Drug dealing (sometimes paid, sometimes volunteer).
• Part-time food service at the Country Club.
• Part-time nursery attendant at Ring Around the Rosies floral shop.
• Part-time food prep at the Hair of the Dog (real).
Appearance
• Stocky build. Move over, all you skinny bitches. (coughEliotcoUGH)
• Almost always in glasses. He's too much of a sissy for contacts/Lasik and doesn't seem to use ocular spells to improve his vision.
• Prefers casual dress for the most part. He leans toward regular pants, button up shirt, and sweaters, but he's not afraid of bold patterns and has been known to throw on a dinner jacket and sneakers with them. When at the Country Club or the real Hair of the Dog, he tends to be more dressy.
• As a sufferer of sexually transmitted lycanthropy, he tends to look like this on full moons.
• Almost always in glasses. He's too much of a sissy for contacts/Lasik and doesn't seem to use ocular spells to improve his vision.
• Prefers casual dress for the most part. He leans toward regular pants, button up shirt, and sweaters, but he's not afraid of bold patterns and has been known to throw on a dinner jacket and sneakers with them. When at the Country Club or the real Hair of the Dog, he tends to be more dressy.
• As a sufferer of sexually transmitted lycanthropy, he tends to look like this on full moons.
Abilities
• Can spew pop culture references on command.
• Has a ridiculously high tolerance for drugs. Stand back, folks, he's a professional.
• As a magician, he's considered classically trained in the art of magic by Earth standards. Spell casting usually involves finger tutting and other complex hand and arm movements. Magicians must combine the right movement with an understanding of the right variables (i.e. the Circumstances) to achieve success. Spells can be learned or invented; like any science, it's a matter of knowing your craft. In Deerington, Circumstances will be very unpredictable.
• His specialty is Natural magic, that is to say earth and plant based magic. You won't find finer magical tomatoes or marijuana anywhere else!
• Offensive capabilities include... throwing smoke bombs made of weed at people and skedaddling. Sorry to people stuck in a firefight with this guy.
• Combining interests in the thaumaturgical and the chemical, Josh is a bit of an entrepreneur in concocting fancy drug edibles. Some greatest hits include treats that cause you to levitate, see into other worlds, feel like you're being hugged by a rainbow, want to bang like a happy panda... The list goes on. He's your guy if you want the high of your life.
• Thanks to his lycanthropy, it seems likely he has heightened senses and levels of aggression during full moons.
• Has a ridiculously high tolerance for drugs. Stand back, folks, he's a professional.
• As a magician, he's considered classically trained in the art of magic by Earth standards. Spell casting usually involves finger tutting and other complex hand and arm movements. Magicians must combine the right movement with an understanding of the right variables (i.e. the Circumstances) to achieve success. Spells can be learned or invented; like any science, it's a matter of knowing your craft. In Deerington, Circumstances will be very unpredictable.
• His specialty is Natural magic, that is to say earth and plant based magic. You won't find finer magical tomatoes or marijuana anywhere else!
• Offensive capabilities include... throwing smoke bombs made of weed at people and skedaddling. Sorry to people stuck in a firefight with this guy.
• Combining interests in the thaumaturgical and the chemical, Josh is a bit of an entrepreneur in concocting fancy drug edibles. Some greatest hits include treats that cause you to levitate, see into other worlds, feel like you're being hugged by a rainbow, want to bang like a happy panda... The list goes on. He's your guy if you want the high of your life.
• Thanks to his lycanthropy, it seems likely he has heightened senses and levels of aggression during full moons.
OOC
name. Shira
age. 29
timezone. MST
pb. Trevor Einhorn
code. tessisamess